This is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things; I Had Another Story Idea

So, hold, on before we start, I just typed ‘Zurf Nuc Ifea’ while typing the title and it looks like German or some other language. Geez.

Hello!!

I’m publishing a blog post at five in the morning and not getting ready for school because…

I had another story idea.

Yup.

I was sitting there thinking about the fair and ponies, thinking of a new blog post, and my brain went

“There was a plethora of ponies”.

Now I know what you’re thinking, “uh, Dawn, one sentence doesn’t technically count as an entire story idea.”

WELL IT DOES, SEE– *table goes flying as I stand up excitedly*

Ah, uh, it does. *tidies up table* Because now I want to write a funny story like The Hero’s Guide or The Adventurer’s Guide to Successful Escapes and I want the narrator to be describing a setting, and a ‘plethora of ponies’ would be one of the lines.

See? Story.

Also I wanted to write something where fairy tale characters are people, like three sisters who own shops and the big, bad realator wants to tear it down to build a parking lot because why not?

Maybe I’ll combine these story lines…

What do you guys think? What have you all been writing recently?